25 and Still Alive
I may look like I’m sixteen, but unfortunately I’m far from it… in fact I’m in the throes of my quarterlife crisis. At any rate, in celebration of being alive for a quarter of a century I’m throwing a huge bash this Saturday with GBH at the Tribeca Grand Hotel.
The whole process has been somewhat like an episode of My Super Sweet Sixteen, with me being the bratty birthday girl and Tom at GBH being my mom. I’ve been dropping hints on my blog about the details and they’re finally set.
Woo!
Doors at 10
Open bar on Svedka from 10-11 then of course I will have my celebratory bottle of vodka for after to pour down your throats
Theme is Hipster (I may or may not be joking), and I hope to have a tier of 25 cupcakes and a glow stick halo (fuck tiaras)… someone make that happen please.
(if you can’t make it on Saturday, Trash! is throwing a joint party for me and my partner in crime Sass at The Studio at Webster Hall on Friday)
what else do you expect from me?
p.s. look… it’s a cat on a turntable and a gurl in her underwear… tumblr likes those right?
here… go RSVP
So I brought Allison along with me for a day of shopping and then Bianca’s 25th Birthday Party in the city last night....
I also decided that I’m getting bear masks since Tom couldn’t get someone in a bearsuit to come to DJ the party… Come to...
I also decided that I’m getting bear masks since Tom couldn’t get someone in a bearsuit to come to DJ the party…...
LMAO. Too far away, buddy. All the way from Guam, yessir.
Bianca is having her birthday party...Grand. There’s no cover